Welcome to Clown School Dropout, where the fun never stops!

I'm Clown, and yes, I dropped out of clown school. But you know what? I think that makes me a bigger clown than any of them. So, I decided to start my own circus, and I want you to be a part of it!

Since I was a teeny clown, I've always wanted to bring my antics to the world, and now, through my clothing line, I am. Why wait for the circus to come to you when you can be the star of the show wherever you go? At Clown School Dropout, we're all about bringing out your inner entertainer and showing the world you just don't give a HONK!

Join the circus and show off your jester privilege with Clown School Dropout – because everyone deserves a chance to be the main attraction.